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| Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers |
| Such skill as sewing shirts |
| Our shy young sister Suzie shows |
| Some soldiers send epistles |
| Say they\'d rather sleep in thistles |
| Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews. |
| |
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| 279 |
| |
| Red leather, yellow leather, ... |
| |
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+-------------------------------------------+
| 280 |
| |
| Announcement at Victoria Station, London: |
| Two to two to Tooting too! |
| |
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| 281 |
| |
| Richard\'s wretched ratchet wrench. |
| |
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| 282 |
| |
| Rubber baby buggy bumpers. |
| |
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| 283 |
| |
| Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter\'s bitter. |
| If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter. |
| But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better. |
| So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter, |
| put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better. |
| So \'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter. |
| |
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| 284 |
| |
| A box of biscuits, |
| a box of mixed biscuits, |
| and a biscuit mixer. |
| |
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| 285 |
| |
| When a doctor doctors a doctor, |
| does the doctor doing the doctoring |
| doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or |
| does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor? |
| |
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| 286 |
| |
| What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly |
| difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come |
| and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to |
| two today. At a minute or two to two. |
| |
| Who is the author? |
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| 287 |
| |
| If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which |
| watch? |
| |
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| 288 |
| |
| The soldier\'s shoulder surely hurts! |
| |
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+--------------------------------+
| 289 |
| |
| She sees seas slapping shores. |
| |
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| 290 |
| |
| A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule. |
| |
| by Ray Weisling |
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| 291 |
| |
| Greek grapes. |
| |
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| 292 |
| |
| Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw. |
| Now See\'s saw sawed Soar\'s seesaw before Soar saw See. |
| |
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| 293 |
| |
| Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas. |
| |
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| 294 |
| |
| There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich. |
| |
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| 295 |
| |
| A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot. |
| |
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| 296 |
| |
| Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you! |
| |
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| 297 |
| |
| Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while |
| sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand |
| thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus |
| Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand |
| thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting |
| a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles |
| through the thick of thy thumb. |
| |
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| 298 |
| |
| Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ... |
| |
+-----------------------------------------------+
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| 299 |
| |
| A smart fella, a fella smart. |
| It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart. |
| |
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| 300 |
| |
| She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a |
| sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts |
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