| |
| Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott |
| than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. |
| Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot. If |
| the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott |
| shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott. However, the shot Shott |
| shot shot not Shott - but Nott. So, Ed Nott was shot and that\'s hot! |
| Is it not? |
| |
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| 324 |
| |
| We will learn why her lowly lone, worn yarn loom will rarely earn |
| immoral money. |
| |
| by Ray Weisling |
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| 325 |
| |
| Unique New York, unique New York, unique New York, ... |
| |
+--------------------------------------------------------+
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| 326 |
| |
| If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... |
| |
| Here\'s an easy game to play. |
| Here\'s an easy thing to say: |
| |
| If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, |
| And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, |
| And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, |
| Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! |
| |
| If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, |
| And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, |
| And your data is corrupted \'cause the index doesn\'t hash, |
| then your situation\'s hopeless, and your system\'s gonna crash! |
| |
| You can\'t say this? What a shame, sir! |
| We\'ll find you another game, sir. |
| |
| If the label on the cable on the table at your house, |
| Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, |
| But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, |
| That\'s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, |
| And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, |
| So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, |
| Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, |
| \'Cause as sure as I\'m a poet, the sucker\'s gonna hang! |
| |
| When the copy of your floppy\'s getting sloppy on the disk, |
| And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, |
| Then you have to flash your memory and you\'ll want to ram your rom. |
| Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! |
| |
| from the Unix fortune database, attributed to |
| DementDJ@ccip.perkin-elmer.com in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup |
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| 327 |
| |
| Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. |
| Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick. |
| |
+---------------------------------------------------+
+---------------------------------------------+
| 328 |
| |
| Ray Rag ran across a rough road. |
| Across a rough road Ray Rag ran. |
| Where is the rough road Ray Rag ran across? |
| |
+---------------------------------------------+
+---------------+
| 329 |
| |
| Elmer Arnold |
| |
| personal name |
+---------------+
+-------------------------------------+
| 330 |
| |
| A Tudor who tooted the flute |
| tried to tutor two tooters to toot. |
| Said the two to the tutor, |
| \"\"Is it harder to toot or |
| to tutor two tooters to toot?\"\" |
| |
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+-------------------------------------------------+
| 331 |
| |
| Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. |
| Not a punt cut square, |
| Just a square cut punt. |
| It\'s round in the stern and blunt in the front. |
| Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. |
| |
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+------------------------------+
| 332 |
| |
| Tim, the thin twin tinsmith. |
| |
+------------------------------+
+---------------------------+
| 333 |
| |
| Thin sticks, thick bricks |
| |
+---------------------------+
+--------------------------+
| 334 |
| |
| Red lorry, yellow lorry. |
| |
+--------------------------+
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| 335 |
| |
| A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed |
| blood. |
| |
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| 336 |
| |
| How much wood would a woodchuck chuck |
| if a wooodchuck could chuck wood? |
| A woodchuck would chuck all the wood |
| a woodchuck could chuck |
| if a woodchuck could chuck wood. |
| |
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| 337 |
| |
| Larry Hurley, a burly squirrel hurler, hurled a furry squirrel through |
| a curly grill. |
| |
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+----------------------------------------+
| 338 |
| |
| Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers. |
| |
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| 339 |
| |
| A nurse anesthetist unearthed a nest. |
| |
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| 340 |
| |
| How much sh*t can a sh*t slinger sling |
| If a sh*t slinger could sling sh*t? |
| He\'d sling as much sh*t as a sh*t slinger could |
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