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| 366 |
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| Three Tree Turtles |
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| Three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters. |
| If three tree turtles took turns talking tongue twisters, |
| where\'s the twisters the three tree turtles talked? |
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| 367 |
| |
| My Friend Gladys |
| |
| Oh, the sadness of her sadness when she\'s sad. |
| Oh, the gladness of her gladness when she\'s glad. |
| But the sadness of her sadness, |
| and the gladness of her gladness, |
| Are nothing like her madness when she\'s mad! |
| |
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| 368 |
| |
| I would if I could, and if I couldn\'t, how could I? |
| You couldn\'t, unless you could, could you? |
| |
| Common school kids nonsense, circa 1910 |
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| 369 |
| |
| real rear wheel |
| |
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| 370 |
| |
| Give me the gift of a grip-top sock, |
| A clip drape shipshape tip top sock. |
| Not your spinslick slapstick slipshod stock, |
| But a plastic, elastic grip-top sock. |
| None of your fantastic slack swap slop |
| From a slap dash flash cash haberdash shop. |
| Not a knick knack knitlock knockneed knickerbocker sock |
| With a mock-shot blob-mottled trick-ticker top clock. |
| Not a supersheet seersucker rucksack sock, |
| Not a spot-speckled frog-freckled cheap sheik\'s sock |
| Off a hodge-podge moss-blotched scotch-botched block. |
| Nothing slipshod drip drop flip flop or glip glop |
| Tip me to a tip top grip top sock. |
| |
| articulation warmup for actors |
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| 371 |
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| National Sheepshire Sheep Association |
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| 372 |
| |
| The crow flew over the river with a lump of raw liver. |
| |
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| 373 |
| |
| The little red lorry went down Limuru road. |
| |
| Limuru (Lee-moo-roo) road is a the name of a road in Kenya. |
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| 374 |
| |
| Flies fly but a fly flies. |
| |
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| 375 |
| |
| Did Doug dig Dick\'s garden or did Dick dig Doug\'s garden? |
| |
| by Paul Davies |
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| 376 |
| |
| If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot to talk ere the tot could |
| totter, ought the Hottentot tot be taught to say ought or naught or |
| what ought to be taught \'er? |
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| 377 |
| |
| How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans? A canner can |
| can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans. |
| |
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| 378 |
| |
| Federal Express is now called FedEx. |
| When I retire I\'ll be a FedEx ex. |
| But if I\'m an officer when I retire, I\'ll be an ex Fedex Exec. |
| Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec\'s ex. |
| If I rejoin FedEx in time, I\'d be an ex ex FedEx exec. |
| When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec\'s ex. |
| |
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| 379 |
| |
| Which witch snitched the stitched switch for which the Swiss witch |
| wished? |
| |
| by Ann Clark |
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| 380 |
| |
| Does this shop sport short socks with spots? |
| |
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| 381 |
| |
| Customer: Do you have soothers? |
| Shopkeeper (thinking he had said \"\"scissors\"\"): No, we don\'t have |
| scissors. |
| Customer: Soothers! |
| Shopkeeper : No, we don\'t have scissors or soothers. |
| ... scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, scissors or soothers, |
| ... |
| |
| actual conversation in a shop in Canada, recorded by Don Monson |
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| 382 |
| |
| Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor\'s shop. |
| All day long he fits and tucks, |
| all day long he tucks and fits, |
| and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits, |
| and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits. |
| Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor\'s shop. |
| |
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| 383 |
| |
| No need to light a night light on a light night like tonight. |
| |
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