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| 384 |
| |
| I wish to wish, I dream to dream, I try to try, and I live to live, |
| and I\'d die to die, and I cry to cry but I dont know why. |
| |
| From a Song by Soundgarden named \"\"Somewhere\"\" composed and written by |
| Ben Shepherd |
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| 385 |
| |
| My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays. |
| |
| by Tim McCauley, age 8 |
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| 386 |
| |
| A real rare whale. |
| |
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| 387 |
| |
| Terry Teeter, a teeter-totter teacher, taught her daughter Tara to |
| teeter-totter, but Tara Teeter didn\'t teeter-totter as Terry Teeter |
| taught her to. |
| |
| by Pierre Abbat |
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| 388 |
| |
| Ken Dodd\'s dad\'s dog \'s dead. |
| |
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| 389 |
| |
| I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits. I |
| brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket |
| of big biscuits. Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket |
| of big biscuits and mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits |
| that was next to the big basket and put a bunch of biscuits from the |
| basket into a biscuit mixer and brought the basket of biscuits and the |
| box of mixed biscuits and the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a |
| tin of sardines. |
| |
| Said to be a diction test for would-be radio announcers: To be read |
| clearly, without mistakes, in less than 20 seconds (from Coronet |
| Magazine, August 1948). |
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| 390 |
| |
| Kanta is a masai girl, she can tie a tie and untie a tie, if kanta can |
| tie a tie and untie a tie, why can\'t I tie a tie and untie a tie? |
| |
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| 391 |
| |
| I\'m a mother pheasant plucker. |
| I pluck mother pheasants. |
| I\'m the pleasantest mother pheasant plucker, |
| That ever plucked a mother pheasant. |
| Actually, ... |
| I\'m Not the pheasant plucker, |
| I\'m the pheasant plucker\'s son. |
| But I\'ll stay and pluck the pheasants |
| Till the pheasant plucking \'s done! |
| |
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| 392 |
| |
| If you go for a gopher a gopher will go for a gopher hole. |
| |
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| 393 |
| |
| Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits slid slowly down the slope. |
| |
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| 394 |
| |
| The chief of the Leith police dismisseth us. |
| |
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| 395 |
| |
| Fred Threlfall\'s thirty-five fine threads are finer threads than Fred |
| Threlfall\'s thirty-five thick threads. |
| |
| by Anthony Nichols |
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| 396 |
| |
| Bug\'s black blood |
| |
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| 397 |
| |
| Reed Wade Road |
| |
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| 398 |
| |
| I saw Esau sitting on a seesaw. I saw Esau; he saw me. |
| |
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| Rough Translations |
| |
| 2. |
| |
| Hard for PL/I compilers to understand. The key to understanding this |
| is that there is no lexical distinction between keywords (IF, THEN, |
| and ELSE) and variables, which can also be IF, THEN, and ELSE. |
| Likewise, there is no lexical distinction between testing for equality |
| (\'=\') and assignment (\'=\'). So, this means: If the variable IF is |
| equal to the variable THEN, assign the variable ELSE to the variable |
| THEN, otherwise, assign the variable IF to the variable ELSE. As with |
| many tongue twisters in natural languages, this is NOT good style. |
| |
| 106. |
| |
| Too wise you are. Too wise you be. I see you are. Too wise for me! |
| |
| 146. |
| |
| (?) |
| |
| 336. |
| |
| 397. |
| |
| name of a road in Batesville Arkansas |
| |
| Thanks |
| |
| Carol , Dennis , Karen , Michelle , Pax , Shona , Pierre Abbat, Ashley |
| Adams, Ironman Anderson, Gillian and Nancy Autton, Margarita |
| Baldemeca, Luke Ball, Nicole Ballou, Herb Bankston, Chris Barrett, |
| Toby Bartels, Terry Baumber, April Beeba, Shawna Begay, Ginny Beier, |
| Crystal Belk, Owen Bell, Anibal Bertolla Jr., John Biddle, Melissa |
| Binde, Ben Blanchard, Celia Bourreau, Caroline Bowen, David Bowser, |
| Jan Bratcher, Christoph Brezinka, Sherry Briden, Brian Buckta, Kathy |
| Budd, Wayne Butler, Emer Byrden, Wendy Callis, Carla Carcelli, Dominic |
| Carroll, Nisha Carvalho, Peter Cassidy, John Chamberlain, Yun Cheng, |
| Randal Chou, David Clothier, Kira Cole, Kay Collins, Denis Conrady, |
| Jamal Cooper, Carol Copeland, Anya Corbitt, Dianne Cotton, Spencer |
| Cox, Candis Cressall, Jennifer Criss, Frangois Crompton-Roberts, |
| Madelyn Curtis, M. R. Dallal, Chels Dava, Paul Davies, Gabrielle |
| Deland, Briana Delaney, H. L. Delgado, Ellie Depew, Meaghan Desbiens, |
| Desai Dharini, Ursula Diaz, Julia Dicum, Lesley Ann Dodd, Mark |
| Dowless, Jamie Dries, Dan Dryden, Matt Duchnowski, Valerie Duffy, |
| George Duncan, Bill Eastridge, Thomas Echols, Harold Edwards, Georg |
| Engel, Diane Estep, Robert Evans, Peggy Farnell, Tamara Fassett, |
| Rebecca Fawcett, Dan Feldman, Saul Feldman, Cesar Fernandez, Naomi |
| Fletcher, Peter Flynn, Barbara Fox, Nancy Franklin, Mike Fratto, J.D. |
| Frazer, Harald Fuessl, Jessi Fullmer, Cynthia Galivan, Tom Gallagher, |
| Nigel Garvey, Shakari Gault, Safiyah Ghazali, Rebekah Giles, Shirley |
| Gill, Alexa Gillie, Dramonte Glass, Paul Godfrey, Jillian Goetz, Mark |
| Goldin, Elizabeth Golding, Mike Gonser, Berny Goodhear, Ratnakar Gore, |
| Julie Goswick, Heather Gray, Kuyler Gresham, Kris Griffiths, Nadas |
| Grunt, Lauren Michelle Gusler, Marvin Haagsma, Rebecca Haaland, Julia |
| Hacker, Muhammad Hafiz, Dave Hall, Craig Harrop, Karl Hartman, Paul W. |
| Hartna:gel, Max Hawla, Lucy Ann Hazelet, Andree Hein, Ryk Herrmann, |
| Brenda Kay Hickman, Andre Hiyung, Clive Hoey, Gisela Hofman, Jason |
| Hogan, Diane Holly, Bob Holotnak, Jace Holton, Jens Hoppe, Chris Hunt, |
| Katrina Imburgia, Amanda Jacobs, Richard Jadaszewski, Amber Jameson, |
| Brad Johnson, Sharon Johnson, Wofford Jones, Jose Jorge Garcia, Laura |
| Joy, Gabriele Kahn, Apu Kapadia, Spencer Kapp, Malin Karlsson, Pat |
| Karnosh, Alex Katz, Clark Kelsey, Lindsey Kendrick, Rosemary Kennedy, |
| Gene Keyes, Khadijah Khan, Jan Kiezebrink, Danielle Klein, Eda Kobzan, |
| Susan Kotecki, Joe Kowalczyk, Pawel Kowalski, Nataliya Kugel, Robert |
| Kuhlemann, Catherine Kusske, Julia Lamberton, Andris Lanka, Martin |
| LaSerre, David Lasser, Sharlei Lausen, Cyndi Lee, Mei Lee, Carole |
| Leita, Martin Lipka, Carolyn Livingston, Christina Longest, Gary Lord, |
| Mykle Love, Greg Lovelace, Claudia Lynch, Nick Malone, Courtney Manas, |
| Nur Asyura Mansor, Arlene Marcas, Sophia Marea, Vic Martin, Emmanuel |
| Martins, Aleisa McCart, Tim McCauley, Janet McConnaughey, Steve |
| McFarland, Heather McGuire, Morgan Metters, Cosmas Mexis, J. Meyer, |
| Rachel Miller, Gary Mocko, Bill Momsen, Don Monson, Tim Moran, Brian |
| Morefield, Mark Morgan, Kitty Morrow, Scott and Natalia Munson, Sharon |
| Murphy, Arnold Musolf, Derek Nakata, Anna Naumova, Maidena Navratil, |
| Ed Nazarko, Claire Neil, Lirim Neziroski, Anthony Nichols, Andrea |
| Normile, Cian O\' Brien, Brendan O Se, Colleen O\'Connor, Robert |
| O\'Connor, Kristin O\'Hara, K.C. O\'Leary, Daniel Ontell, Doug Ordunio, |
| Meredith Ottoson, Kemal O:zden, Angie Palange, Nicole Palmer, Jorge |
| Pardo, Peter Parisi, Krupa Patel, Kevin Paul, Norman Perry, Jody |
| Phelps, Marlene Pico, John F. Potter, Jennifer R., Priya Rajan, Adam |
| Ramsey, David Ramsey, Angela Rangel, Jane Rauschenberg, Micah Rennels, |
| Sharon Richmond, Amber Ricker, Rob Rightmire, Carla Roach, David |
| Rodriguez, Eduardo Rodriguez, Jason Roe, Craig Rowland, Tim Roy, |
| Reiner Sahm, Eric Saindon, Adam Sampson, Leonard Sandin, Lyndsey |
| Savitt, Stuart Schleuse, Simon Schoar, Josef Schumacher, Dan Schwartz, |
| Whitney Scott, David Scriven, Debi Seft, Brenda Seher, Alapon Sen, |
| Abhimanyu Seth, Terry Shampo, Elsie Shamu, Christopher Shannon, Jesse |
| Sharrard, Bill Shore, James Shryack, Jacob Siehler, Lisyen & asiu |
| Sien, Rita Simons, Adam Smith, James Smith, Kevin Smith, Robert Smith, |
| Susan Smith, Sonja Sonier, Zdenko Sperac, Victor Spetalnick, Diane |
| Spunaugle, Prabhu Srinivas, Buddy Stacy, Craig Staley, Anita Stapen, |
| Loring Starr, Bonnie Starrett, Carol Stephenson, Timothy Stewart, |
| Jason T., Erica Tatel, Stephanie Taylor, Meg Thompson, Beth Tichborne, |
| Abdelaziz Tifouti, Andrea Tinney, Andrea Townsend, Aaron Trauger, Eric |
| Truelsen, Tore Tunold, Mandy Tye, Nick Tyree, Ivan Uemlianin, Olga |
| Uzun, Tony Valuch, Alexander Valverde, Annchen van Heerden, Tasneem |
| Vasowalla, Joseph Vespa, Caroline Villareal, Kelly Villareal, Jennifer |
| Viola, Bruce Walker, Steve Walsh, Jae Ward, Nigel Wasser, Mary Watson, |
| Graham Weeks, Briana Weinert, Raymond Weisling, Dave Wells, Rick |
| Whitaker, Livingston White, Mandy Whiteley, Ann Whittemore, Danny |
| Wier, B. Wilchowy, Richard Williams, Rui Wippel, Erin Woolls, Sergei |
| Yashumov, Chelle Yung, Barbara Zaverl, Denis Zeiler |
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